I am Canadian above all else. You may call me Benoit. I'm 20 years old. I'm an aspiring Lawyer-Novelist-Poet-Essayist-Singer-Songwriter-Composer-Pianist-Ukulelist-Designer-Chef-Dancer-Gymnast-Fencer-Comedian-Director-Actor-Linguist-Translator-Politician. I channel the spirits of April Ludgate, Dorothy Zbornak, Donna Noble, Karen Walker, Wanda Dollard, Lydia Martin, River Song, Dean Winchester, and Squidward Tentacles. I'm like Martha Stewart eating a bean burrito and drinking a forty ounce beer. I am actually a good person, despite the image I keep. I grew up in a small farming town and occasionally act like a small town person. I speak four languages, sign one, and am learning two more. I have a big dumb golden retriever-Labrador retriever mix named Molson. He's the sweetest, slobberiest mess of a dog and I like him more than I like 99% of people. If you make me bannock or pierogis or bring me a box of Mieszko chocolates, I will love you forever. Butter is my favourite food and I am always up for fried food. I love Texas. I am Idle No More. I'm a University student (Go Golden Hawks), a former bulimic, perpetually single, and an Aboriginal Two-Spirit. I prefer hand holding and cuddling over sexual things. I'm a center-left democratic socialist, an egalitarian, a believer in the Creator, and an ENTP. My beliefs are explored in more detail in the link "My Views". I crave political debate. In the words of the young people, "come at me bro." But if you do choose to, best you mind your tone with me. I really don't like arrogant, ignorant, or intolerant people. I'm a genuinely joyful person, but I rage more frequently than I'd like. Sometimes I say stupid shit and if you take that too seriously, you're doing it all wrong. I either love things, hate them, or have no opinion of them. If you met me, you might know I'm gay, you might not. I started out as Jack McFarland, but have become Max Blum. However, I do happen to love pretty much everything stereotypically gay. I have a strange affinity for sashes, babushkas, slut red nail polish, and colourful underwear. I don't know what else I could put here that you'd care about. For a list of things I happen to enjoy, click the button that says Stuff I Like. Click the button Stuff I Don't Like, for stuff I do not enjoy. For a list of my favourite tv shows and movies, and stuff like that, click These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things.

Everyone deserves understanding and compassion.

Suffer the pain of discipline or the pain of regret.

Work until your idols become your rivals. Then work until your rivals work for you.

Blessed be the ties that bind.

#Métis Swag

 


September 22nd 2014, marks the 20th anniversary of the premiere of FRIENDS.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, FRIENDS!

September 22nd 2014, marks the 20th anniversary of the premiere of FRIENDS.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, FRIENDS!

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liberalpropagandagroup:

cosmicfegg:

Before you talk crap about other states, remember that Texas is the biggest state in the u.s.

Yeah, only in terms of geology. CA has 12 million more people and can get their shit together.
Texas is a filthy fucking disgrace to the nation. Period.
-Eli

Actually ALASKA is the largest state in the US.

liberalpropagandagroup:

cosmicfegg:

Before you talk crap about other states, remember that Texas is the biggest state in the u.s.

Yeah, only in terms of geology. CA has 12 million more people and can get their shit together.

Texas is a filthy fucking disgrace to the nation. Period.

-Eli

Actually ALASKA is the largest state in the US.

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bastille-head-mumford-heart:

igavethatbitchalink:

mr-cappadocia:

thenotgoodwolf:

mr-cappadocia:

Domestic violence is funny when it happens to men. Fortunately there’s a shelter nowhere he can go. Feminists everywhere can rejoice that there’s one man who “understands” the impact of domestic violence.

As his girlfriend went after his face with garden shears he was very proud that he never once hit her back.

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Else he wouldn’t be able to call the police. And we both know why.

can anyone tell me who the girl on the right is?

Kelly Brook I believe.

This is so terrifying oh my god please tell me he’s gotten help please.

First off, OHMYGOd what kind of sick, twisted, person would do this? I am truly disgusted. 

That being said, I haaaaaaaaate the stupid ass dichotomy of the OP for so many reasons. Yes, our justice system is much less hard on female abusers. Yes, that’s horrible and we need to fix it. Yes, I am outraged that this poor man and others like him will probably never recieve the justice they deserve. 

BUT, I understand why the sytem has become that way. ANd it sure as FUCK isn’t because a bunch of innocent guys were unjustly accused of crimes against women. 

As a woman, I shouldn’t have to grow up feeling relieved that I am “ugly” because at least that way I will never be raped. I shouldn’t have to be afriad to be alone with a man I don’t even know. I shouldn’t have to threaten every single one of my girl friends’ boyfriends for fear that one day she will tell me that “it was just her being clumsy” again. 

And we have to have to fix thsese things NOW. NOW, NOt LATER. And people like you crying “oh no, the system is inherently fucked up, look how horrible feminism is” aren’t helping anything. 

Because you can scream that feminists are oppressive all you want, but you can never fix the damage that sexism against women does EVERY SINGLE DAY by ignoring it. You can’t take away my eating disorder by telling me that others are suffering, too.  You can’t take away the horror of a girl I know, molestedby TWO DIFFERENT MEN before the age of 6. And you sure as fuck cannot change the fact that the first guy I ever kissed thought it was cool to demand a handjob after our first kiss and grab my wrist when I said no.

And one more thing. I think you might be the one with a problem. Because you wanna know what I thought when I saw Ray Rice’s video? “What a horrible person, being so violent to his girlfriend.” And what I thought when I saw this one? “OHMYGOD THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE LOCKED UP IMMEDIATELY”. 

So no, domestic violencce shouldn’t be gender specific. But right now, we need to change the fact that it is a norm for women. And we need everyone’s help for that, asshole, including you. 

So go on, spread awareness of domestic violence against men. But please do it in a way that isn’t belittling of feminism. 

danganstompa asked
i didnt even say if i fucking a agree did i asshole? bunmer feels dysphoria so she by the truscum definition actual trans person i was just letting you know WHY she say she bio female

artemuscainpotato:

danganstompa:

artemuscainpotato:

Then she’s not trans, retard.

for the last fucking time shes DMAB 

Then she’s not biologically female. Listen. Trans people go through a lot and they deserve free treatment from counseling to the full GRS.

But they know they aren’t the biological sex they were assigned with.

Until we perfect womb transplants, which’ll probably be another… 50 years, then they can say they’re biologically female. but until then, no she ain’t. I acknowledge that she’s a woman now. A trans woman. But that does not make her a full biologically female. That’s science, not society.

Se, but the problem that arises with the idea that a Trans woman needs all of the parts (like a womb, to use your example) is that under such a definition, cis women who undergo procedures like a hysterectomy because of uterine cancer are no longer “biologically” female.

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

That last one though… Good job ma’am. Good job.

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thecollection613:

con-la-muerte:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

Lolol omg I’m done

Reblog every time

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